…or at least, someone out there does.
|It has been brought to my attention that this very website known as The City That Breeds has been nominated for the Mobbies, the Baltimore Sun’s first ever awards for the best blogs in Maryland.
Voting for the awards starts Monday, and let me just be clear about something: I am going to BRING IT. I will be reminding you, dear readers, as to why TCTB deserves an award with past hits, new A-list material and contests all throughout the voting period. …also I will tell you who to vote for in other categories. Also I will give one (1) cookie to everyone who votes for TCTB.
I’d also like to be clear about something else: When I attend the awards party on October 14th, I will most certainly be wearing a tophat, monocle, and a big “#1” sash. And if I don’t win any awards, I will club a baby seal. So I suggest you all vote – do you really want a dead baby seal on your conscience? No. No you don’t.
So be prepared, for Monday begins an era of KICKASS TEN GALLON HAT GREATNESS.