Now, if you can snap a picture fast enough, you can add to the Hipster Beastiary. You’ll be the Crocodile Hunter of Baltimore, The Marco Polo of Maryland, the Lewis and Clark of Hampden! Remember, these hipsters are in the wild, approach at your own risk. In order to get close without alarming them, disguise your scent by carrying a can of PBR and roll your own cigarettes.
I’m in love.