Jamaica Tales Volume 3 – Krazy Kenisha “We” are “Baltimore”

BREAKING NEWS – Gang of Pogo Sticking youths terrorize inner harbor

by Evan on May.13, 2009, under Events

Commuters are reporting this morning that a group of children, aged 8-16, are armed with pogo sticks and are rampantly pogoing throughout the Harborplace thoroughfare, smiling widely. One commuter who wishes to remain anonymous stated, “Yeah them kids is lookin all wild eyed and smilin, they gotta be on somethin!!”

No word yet on whether Social Services, the Police or the National Guard have been notified. MORE AS THIS CRISIS DEVELOPS!

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Jamaica Tales Volume 3 – Krazy Kenisha “We” are “Baltimore”

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