Snuggies have evolved. Quake with fear.

Yeah, Snuggies may be kind of funny and the perfect accessory for bar crawls, but don’t let them fool you. They are evolving. Changing. Adapting. Soon, they will be sentient beings that become one with the host, controlling their every move without them even knowing it.

Behold, photographic evidence that Snuggies are now capable of eating your BABIES:

IT EATS YOUR BABIES

It may be called the Peekaru, it may look like some sort of innocent, overpriced baby-carrying fleece, but we know better than that. Nice try, Snuggies. We’re on to you. DESTROY THEM, BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!!!