An evening at SILKS

What seems like a thousand years ago, I was on a rather smallish bar crawl of sorts hitting up some of the non-square Canton establishments that I had frequently heard of, but never really been to. One such establishment was SILKS – a place whose name I found myself repeating out loud every time I passed it, because the name is printed in enormous letters on the side of the building, as well as in big neon CAPS on the door (picture slightly outdated).

You’d think based on the mural on the side, SILKS is some sort of sports bar, yes? Well, the reality is somewhat different.

Upon arriving at the front door of Silks, our group found it to be locked. There were people inside, vacantly staring at a television in the corner, but nevertheless that goofy door was locked tight. So we tried the side door, asking aloud if they were open, to which we didn’t really get a response but walked in anyway. I couldn’t help but instantly notice that Silks, despite its sporty exterior, has nothing to do with sports whatsoever. In fact, the bar itself is quite elegant. Solid wood, with molded trim lining the room and a huge mirror backing dusty bottles of various boozes. Turns out, that was about the only elegant part of Silks, coz the rest of it is crazier than crazy.

Essentially, Silks is the extension of the owner’s house – not an unusual reality in Baltimore – which became evident when one of the people we were with accidentally walked into a living room after going through a door assumed to be for the bathroom (the actual bathroom was pretty cool actually, with a large trough urinal and old porcelain fixtures). While looking around, I saw stacks of mail on the table next to the bar, newspapers, a chaffing dish, and piles upon piles of other random crap you’d find in a Baltimore row home. The walls are plastered with old pictures, posters and other interesting knickknacks, all of which have a bit more character than your standard bar.

But wait! There’s more! The owner, a guy named Kevin, is quite the character. He yells at you, has a foul mouth, and is probably nuts, but in a charming way. At one point he stepped out from behind the bar, revealing himself to be wearing pajama pants and slippers – definitely a first as far as my bar-going experiences are concerned. He asked one of us for a business card, which was provided. Kevin proceeded to whip out a plastic grocery bag full of piles of business cards and napkins with names on them, extolling the virtues of how many celebrity contacts he had (none of which I had really heard of). It was a riot, and so was he. Check out the totally sweet business card he gave in return! It even has a map on it!

silksm So if you go, and the place is open (I have no idea if he has actual hours), say hi to Kevin and the rest of the crew. Oh yeah, the bathroom door is on the LEFT. Be careful with that!

4 thoughts on “An evening at SILKS

  1. Evan,

    I certainly hope you made Kevin one of your famous napkin business cards. One of these days I’ll have to dig that out and use the contact information on it…I’m sure I could always use advice/a tour of Baltimore’s finest establishments.


    1. Oh man, why didn’t I think of that!?!?!

      I’m always ready, willing, and able to give finer establishment tours.

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