For so graciously mentioning the Top 100 Coldest Beers List (2007). I’m going to go for the gusto on this one and map the rest of the Coldest Beers lists, and probably compile some sort of “guide” with sortable menus (by price, temperature, location, etc) so that wherever you may be, a cold beer is never that far away.

…unless you’re in Baltimore Highlands, in which case you would want to leave the area as soon as possible.

(people die there)