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HEY THIS IS VINCE with my favorite infomercial EVER

January 8th, 2009 | 7 Comments

VINCE

We’ve all seen the ubiquitously weird and creepy looking Vince from those Shamwow  commercials, which are definitely some sort of meta-self-aware-unintentionally-funny. But it’s offical, Vince is now my absolute hero with this new infomercial for the BRAND NEW PRODUCT: The Slap Chop (not an actually brand new product). It’s utterly brilliant, hilarious, I’ve watched it ten times already.

Don’t have boring tuna! Don’t have a boring life!
Fetuccini, Linguini, Martini, Bikini!!

Good god, the sparkles on the fruit had me in tears. Here’s the longer version, it’s still totally hilarious but didn’t make me guffaw and chortle quite like the 2 minute version. Billy Mays, you’ve been put on notice; Vince already has a strong following on the internet, and it’s only getting larger. Beware.

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  • Mike

    I uh…i kinda want that.

    • http://evansiple.com Evan

      You should get that, a snuggie, the pancake flipper and use them all at once.

  • Julie

    You’re gonna love my nuts.

  • http://www.baltimoresun.com/midnightsun Sam Sessa

    “life’s hard enough as it is. you don’t want to cry anymore.”

    i don’t want to cry anymore, dammit. I DONT WANT TO CRY ANYMORE!

    “we’re going to make america skinny again. one slap at a time.”

    yes we are, Vince. yes, we are.

    • http://evansiple.com Evan

      it STILL makes me crack up every time

  • http://www.baltimoremick.com/blog JJT

    It’s hilarious, but his one crazy eye makes it even funnier.

  • http://twitter.com/SpamSpam Spam

    OMG, did anyone ask about their foldable cutting board??