Shouldn’t We All Smell Like Hamburgers? Requiem 
Get rid of friends for a Whopper! 
HEY THIS IS VINCE with my favorite infomercial EVER
by Evan on Jan.08, 2009, under Consumerism, Entertainment
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We’ve all seen the ubiquitously weird and creepy looking Vince from those Shamwow commercials, which are definitely some sort of meta-self-aware-unintentionally-funny. But it’s offical, Vince is now my absolute hero with this new infomercial for the BRAND NEW PRODUCT: The Slap Chop (not an actually brand new product). It’s utterly brilliant, hilarious, I’ve watched it ten times already. |
Don’t have boring tuna! Don’t have a boring life!
Fetuccini, Linguini, Martini, Bikini!!
Good god, the sparkles on the fruit had me in tears. Here’s the longer version, it’s still totally hilarious but didn’t make me guffaw and chortle quite like the 2 minute version. Billy Mays, you’ve been put on notice; Vince already has a strong following on the internet, and it’s only getting larger. Beware.
Shouldn’t We All Smell Like Hamburgers? Requiem Get rid of friends for a Whopper!
January 9th, 2009 on 11:51 am
I uh…i kinda want that.
January 9th, 2009 on 12:29 pm
You should get that, a snuggie, the pancake flipper and use them all at once.
January 12th, 2009 on 12:48 am
You’re gonna love my nuts.
January 12th, 2009 on 4:16 pm
“life’s hard enough as it is. you don’t want to cry anymore.”
i don’t want to cry anymore, dammit. I DONT WANT TO CRY ANYMORE!
“we’re going to make america skinny again. one slap at a time.”
yes we are, Vince. yes, we are.
January 12th, 2009 on 6:42 pm
it STILL makes me crack up every time
January 14th, 2009 on 8:08 pm
It’s hilarious, but his one crazy eye makes it even funnier.
October 3rd, 2009 on 12:06 am
OMG, did anyone ask about their foldable cutting board??